LPR boffins to promote marital bliss by increasing fees

The latest brain-wave from LPR deputies is to increase marriage fees for those getting hitched for the second time. The deputies believe that by increasing the fee from zl.80 to zl.5,000 (620%) there will be more incentive for parents to stay together. "Long-lasting marriages are much more beneficial than those which change their composition many times," stated Krzysztof Bosak from LPR. "Higher marriage fees may contribute to increased marriage durability," he added. (Fakt, p. 8) E.B.