Tech Eye: Back in the saddle
No matter how many potions and lotions get smeared onto our various body parts by Granny TechEye, there are some of our fungi that medical science can't seem to cure. And no matter how many rebuttals and slaps in the face come our way, we'll keep asking the local dairy maids if they're sure they wouldn't mind having our feet under their table.
So, when we were told to sling our hook from these pages for the foreseeable future, we took it as just another minor bump in our attempts at world domination. We only made 53 factual errors at last count in these columns, and our legal bills were on the right side of the country's GDP. The mob baying for our blood outside the editorial doors was beginning to thin out a bit, and they were also running out of petrol for their burning crosses. Despite our cast-iron case, The Man remained unmoved, and out the door we eventually went, vowing never to return and hoping to see the paper plummet to the depths of the gutter press.
However, while taking our weekly nighttime constitutional through the neighborhood bushes what did we spot only our esteemed The Man in flagrante delicto with a certain local butcher woman of ill repute. So after a brief bout of surreptitious photo-taking, and a few eloquent emails naming our demands with aforementioned not-so-happy snaps attached, we find ourselves reinstated at the top of the Tech heap, having forgotten our previous oath and the fact that none of our demands have been met.
But all that, much like our dabbling in the Black Arts, is in the past, and now we are looking to brighter and better things, and what better to fill our optical nerves than the Asus Lamborghini laptop. Underneath the hood is an Intel Core Duo Processor T2500, with a 120GB hard drive and a number of other bells and whistles that will have all the other car/laptop nerds in your office itchy with envy. At zł.11,999 it's certainly got the Lamborghini pricing policy close to its heart, but as TechEye likes to say about its favorite Saturday night ladies, when they're this good looking, they're worth the money.
It's good to be back.
