Tech eye: Have raft, will party

Techeye is a bit squeezed for space this week, so we thought we'd delve into our archives for a product which is both essential and aesthetically pleasing. That is, unless you live in a place where there's no water or electricity, in which case it's utterly useless (but still, of course, colorful and attractive).

The item in question is Tuber Bahama Bart's RadioRaft, which is, much as its moniker suggests, a floating radio. It's waterproof as well, an attribute that comes in handy since mixing radios and water tends, in our experience, to end in electro-f(r)ied disaster.

The RadioRaft five speakers project 360-degree stereo sound, while Sirius satellite radio is an optional feature. The gadget also boasts a watertight compartment with an iPod dock, so you're don't get stuck listening to moldy oldies in the middle of nowhere. A subwoofer and "rugged roll bar" can also be added - pleasing options if you enjoy rugged, submergible subwoofing.

Best of all, the RiverRaft comes equipped with six stainless-steel cupholders, although its producer is quick to point out that you've got to supply your own beer (or any other beverage, presumably).

Tuber Bahama Bart is fairly blunt about the product's appeal, enticing the potential customer to "Imagine that music on the water pumping out of this sexy, floating stereo." Moreover, "If you party on any type of water, you have got to get this sound system!" The company is unclear as to whether the sound system is a must for those of us who party on jam, jello or honey, however.

There's no sign of pricing details for the RadioRaft, but you can contact the firm at www.radioraft.com. Apparently, however, these items can be rented for use on any river in Texas, with rates standing at $125 per day or $300 for three days. Keep that in mind if for any reason (kidnapping, drug running, outlet-mall shopping) you should ever end up in Texas.