Meals on wheels? Let's start with frogs legs and a nice fresh octopus

It is a dark and chilly January evening. You are coming home late from work, your wife did not have time to go shopping, and the fridge is bare and clattering away to its empty self. You could go, but somehow the prospect of the energetic walk through the refrigerated city is not appealing, nor is an exhausting exchange with a Warsaw taxi driver. Are you condemned to starve or call up a toothsome pizza? Again?