Knickerbocker Glory
SUMMER HOLIDAYS. What image do those two words conjure up in your head? What thought do they evoke?
SUMMER HOLIDAYS. What image do those two words conjure up in your head? What thought do they evoke?
BY SANKHYAYAN DATTA
Several
health studies have shown that holidays can improve sleep quality. They can reduce
blood pressure and stress levels in addition to diminishing the risk of heart
disease in both men and women. When I think of holidays, albeit not even
remotely synonymous, unwinding springs to my mind. The ways I wind down to
replenish my rechargeable batteries are largely binary: more active than lazy.
Back in the
not so dim yet distant past, besides (at least) a-two-week family vacation,
school recess almost invariably, and inarguably, began with an ear-numbing
cacophony of alarms – always raucous and never melodic – due to summer camps.
Table tennis, swimming or using oil pastels to draw landscapes, animals and
still life, warts and all. In another year, trying to train my then deadpan voice
after a not so little afternoon kip. Plosive and propulsive. And oh, reading
copious amounts of fiction deep into the night. I would burn the candle at both
ends quite literally for over two months to feel reinvigorated.
Not an
awful lot has changed since. In the relatively recent past, holidays meant
rubbing elbows with the art world cognoscenti for over 12 hours a day in some
French museum admiring oeuvres of Italian megaliths, attempting to stay afloat
in turquoise waters when not stuffing my face at an all-inclusive resort to get
the loudest bang for my buck or peering into blue ice on a guided glacier hike.
In 2015, my feet throbbed with pain for over a week after my 88-day summer
sojourn during which I walked at least half a dozen miles a day every day often
lugging around my 65:85 backpack big enough to fit a toddler.
This year’s
summer break was different. I had a diurnal socially-distanced staycation – my
first ever – that included, not in any particular order, Netflix series, 10k
trots, patting other people’s pets, listening with nearly equal enthusiasm to
Ludovico Eunadi and riffs on racism, politics and economy, pertaining to an
incorrigibly digressive linchpin, reading about a shibboleth of the Polish
anti-LGBT+ discourse, unwittingly drinking almost 2L of a Czech drink at an
urban riverside beach while motorboats whirred past, and last but not least,
tactically eating (but not gobbling down) Far Eastern delicacies at an all-you-can-eat
restaurant. And although my break was much lazier than before and axiomatically
less healthy, I think I would still like to top my “new normal” holiday off
with a knickerbocker glory…
Notwithstanding
the difference, my “new normal” days off work were similar to what I had
pictured them to be. And in line with my two questions toward the top of this
page, I hope you enjoyed your time off and that it was closer to what you had
wished it to be – whether you had a staycation or splurged on a private luxury
yacht on the other side of the world - SD